Can't breathe. I'm stuck inside this suit. It'll be fun, they said,
you'll earn some cash. I've been in here 10 minutes and the zip is
stuck. I need to pee and chuck simultaneously. It feels like I'm going
to boil to death in this nasty, polyester costume with a tiny gauze
strip for my eyes and mouth. I'm breathing in moist air. I'm trying not
to hyperventilate. 3 hours to go. I'm lead out into the sunlight and I
can barely see in front of me. Something is forced into my hands. I let
out a sob. I don't want to do this. I try and rip the costume open but
it doesn't work. I'm yelling but my words are muffled. I try to run
away. Fall over. Bang my knee on something. People are laughing at my
pain. Tears are streaming. I can hear photos being taken. I'm helped
up. I go back to the store. I'm fired. Who wants to hire a giant hot
dog?
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