Your carpark, full of speed freaks and snails. What is a rear view mirror?
Savings brand dim sims on a Wednesday night. Lick your lips and stare into space.
Salmonella chicken. Need I say more?
Indian restaurant in a Blockbuster. What costs more, overdue fees or butter chicken?
Visit the bank. What do you mean my girlfriend withdrew all me savings?
Minecraft tshirts. Haute couture a la Greenacres.
Spud shop. Here, gone, here. Wish you were gone!
Remember Sam’s Warehouse? Me neither!
Why are the banh mi sitting on the counter? And the doughnuts taste like fish. Help!
Subway. Worker has the flu. She wipes her nose. Bonus sick day for you.
